You know its going to be a rough day when you have a fat lip before 8am.
Stopped at my neighbors on the way to the grocery store. I went to pet the dog and Butch (said dog) jumped up and hit me full force in the mouth. Busted my lip open, blood everywhere. Mark (owner of said dog) had to haul me in his house and doctor me.
My lip is So Big…
(this is where you say, “how big is it?”)
I have to watch walking through doorways so it doesn’t get caught in the door.